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crazy_pacient
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Data inscrierii: 01/Noi/2006
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 Trimis: 08/11/2006 21:42 Titlul subiectului: really really really funny interview |
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deci am gasit interviu asta umbland fara destinatie pe valurile netului, nu-s sigura de unde ii, nu-s nici sigura daca ii adevarat da am ras la el pana am cazut de pe scaun, ii extra tare, ca trebea sa-l impart cu voi, numa sper sa pricepeti engleza
Interview
- Frank
Shoot
- Interviewer
Skittles or M'n'M's?
- Gerard
Wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way
- Frank
I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime
- Ray
Dude, no way. M'n'M's are way better
- Frank
But they all taste the same! Put some variety in your life man!
- Bob
Gummy Bears
- Gerard
Dumbass, that wasn't one of the choices
- Bob
Oh.. Well it is now
- Interviewer
Just so you know, I didn't come up with this one... Would you rather impregnate a cow or eat road kill squirrel?
- Frank
Are there any alternative answers?
- Gerard
I'd rather eat road kill anything than go anywhere near a cow
- Mikey
He hates cows. But seriously, eat road kill squirrel? That would be just plain wierd. And disgusting.
- Gerard
Cows smell like shit
- Frank
How about neither
- Ray
C'mon Frank, you know you wanna f**k a cow or two
- Frank
WHAT??!! THAT'S PLAIN WRONG!!!
- Bob
Dude, impregnating a cow just means you stick
- Mikey
EEEWWW!!! KEEP IT PG-13! PG13!
- Interviewer
So what's the meanest thing your bandmates have done to you on tour?
- Ray
Don't even get me started, the list could go on for hours
- Gerard
Come on. you know we pick on Mikey more than anyone
- Frank
We've all had our days
- Gerard
Once you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it
- Interviewer
I always thought it was sandwhich
- Gerard
When Mikey was little, he would say samich.. and it kinda stuck
-Bob
Tell her what they did to the sandwhich!!
- Mikey
Oh God Noooooo!
- Gerard
I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was Mikey’s cum and tuna. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear I’ll get you back for that.
- Mikey
Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped my in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn’t go up to that creepy floor with you guys.
- Interviewer
What was so creepy about it?
-Gerard
There was this fucking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless.
- Ray
Those guys were so cool.
- Frank
There was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.
- Interviewer
Do you guys beleive in that kinda thing?
- Gerard
Well we’ve had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and we’re all very superstitious.
- Frank
Don't go wakling under ladders.
- Interviewer
Okay new subject. Again I did not have anything to do with the making up of this question. Boxers briefs man thong or commando.
- Mikey
*laughs so hard he falls off his chair*
- Frank
MAN, THONGS ALL THE WAY!!!
- Gerard
f**k YEAH!!
- Ray
Boxers for me thanks
- Bob
No comment
- Mikey
AAHHH... He's a commando man, aren't you?!?!
- Bob
Like I said, no comment.
- Gerard
GROSS! I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ANY MORE!!
- Interviewer
OK, a friend wanted to know what you really do in the shower.
- Gerard
Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body.
- Mikey
Ewww....
- Gerard
Oh Mikey, you've thought about that before..
- Mikey
Eewww... NO!!
- Gerard
Don't deny it!!
- Mikey
Shut up, back to the question.
- Gerard
That is part of the question.
- Frank
You guys are fucked up.
- Ray
Hey Mikey, don't you take toasters in the bath???
- Gerard
YES, he does!
- Mikey
Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do!
- Frank
You're such a dumbass!
- Interveiwer
Okay this one’s for Frankie. Have you ever thought about one of your band mates in a intim way and if so who?
- Frank
Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just-there was this one pair of pants he had that really showed off his ass and uh…package.
- Gerard
Yeah everyone knows I’m sexy.
- Interviewer
Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far you’ve gotten with Bert.
- Gerard
Okay…I haven’t fucked him haven’t sucked him or vice-versa. But I have seen him naked.
- Frank
I think Bob and Ray left us.
- Mikey
Wussies can't handle sex talk.
- Gerard
You're one to be talking.
- Mikey
f**k YOU!!!
- Gerard
GO f**k YOURSELF!!
- Mikey
GO f**k A COW!!!
- Gerard
GO f**k A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!!!
- Mikey
GO f**k YOUR MOM!!!
- Gerard
SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!
- Interviewer
Okay, I think it's safe to ay this interview's over.
- Frank
On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself WE’LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!!!!
- Gerard
GO f**k A WHALE!!
- Mikey
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!
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Don't you want something else,
Something new, than what we've got here,
And don't you feel it's all the same,
Some sick game and it's not insincere,
I wish I could change the ways of the world,
Make it a nice place
Until that day, I guess we stay,
Doing what we do
Screwing who we screw |
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black_girl
Shotgun sinner
Data inscrierii: 17/Sep/2006
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Localitate: Neverland...
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| Trimis: 08/11/2006 21:51 Titlul subiectului: |
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a fost tare aia cu she's your mom 2, dumbass!!!!! 
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insomnia
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Data inscrierii: 06/Oct/2006
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| Trimis: 08/11/2006 21:55 Titlul subiectului: |
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God! am ras cu lacrimi
"- Gerard
GO f**k A WHALE!!
- Mikey
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!" |
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Ghost_of_sorrows
Among the living dead
Data inscrierii: 06/Noi/2006
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| Trimis: 10/11/2006 20:28 Titlul subiectului: |
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cred ca am ras la el o zi intreaga cand l-am citit întâia data 
soo funny!!!!!!!
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So bright the sun is ashamed to rise and be
In love with all of these vampires
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crazy_pacient
Pancake Moderator
Data inscrierii: 01/Noi/2006
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| Trimis: 10/11/2006 20:32 Titlul subiectului: |
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mai era unu funny care o fost pe adpop lasa ca-l caut si-l pun si pe ala daca va binedispune asa de tare
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Don't you want something else,
Something new, than what we've got here,
And don't you feel it's all the same,
Some sick game and it's not insincere,
I wish I could change the ways of the world,
Make it a nice place
Until that day, I guess we stay,
Doing what we do
Screwing who we screw |
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Arya
Joining the Black Parade
Data inscrierii: 04/Noi/2006
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| Trimis: 11/11/2006 19:58 Titlul subiectului: |
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| penal rau ....=)).....go f**k a whale |
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AlexKat
Joining the Black Parade
Data inscrierii: 25/Oct/2006
Mesaje: 68
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| Trimis: 11/11/2006 23:07 Titlul subiectului: |
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ok..deci sutn p jos d ras(krek s rupsa scaunu la kt ma fatzai p el )..sunt foarte duri astia..zau d nu! ...mai aveti?  |
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crazy_pacient
Pancake Moderator
Data inscrierii: 01/Noi/2006
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| Trimis: 11/11/2006 23:19 Titlul subiectului: |
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nu-i ala de care ziceam da oricum ii funny, nu cre ca ii adevarat da ii totusi funny, nu chiar asa de funny da totusi
Hey everybody and welcome to the show. Now, we have My Chemical Romance here sat on my couch! So lets make this the best interview in the history of interviews!
So...How are things going for you?
Gerard: Quite well, actually. Frank's just finished his degree in Cheesey Puff Tasting. Whatever that is!
[Gerard, Frank, Bob, Ray and Mikey laugh.]
Okay then. Well, atleast tell us about your new album, The Black Parade.
Gerard: Well, alot of it is to do with death. I know, I know. It's sounds kinda like our last album, Life On The Murder Scene, but it's still very different.
Hmm - how is it different?
Frank: Dude, what's with the 99 question talk?
[Everyone laughs...]
Gerard: Frank, can we be serious about this?
Frank: Okay, okay then.
Gerard: It's different for us, because the lyrical content is different. You know, if you listen to the words more carefully, then you'll find that out for yourself.
Thanks for that, Gerard! Now, Frank. Would you mind telling us about the Cheese Puffs Inccident.
[Everyone laughs.]
Frank: Its quite simple, really. They stole my Cheesey Puffs! End of story. And I shall never forgive them!
[Everyone laughs. Again.]
Mikey: I enjoyed eatting your Cheesey Puffs very much!
Frank: Mikey, I hope you electricute yourself the next time you take a toaster in the bath with you.
[Everyone laughs.]
Mikey: Oh jeez...
Gerard: Silly Mikey!
Now, we have some seriously random questions for you. Are you up for it?
Gerard: Hell yeah! Bring 'em on!
Frank: I'm seriously ready for them.
Gerard: [Gives a funny-look to Frank.]
Ray: Can we begin?
Sure, Ray! Don't get your afro in a twist.
Frank: Gotta love that big bush on his head. I do anyways....
Gerard: In a sexually way for sure!
Okay, you guys, no need to talk like that.
Bob: They're rude. I know.
Gerard: Bob...When did you last have a girlfriend?
Frank: Gerard, that's a little bit harsh!
Mikey: Yeah, Gerard.
Frank: Your one to be talking! I love you, Alicia!
Mikey: Don't bring her into it!
Bob: They're weird.
[Everyone laughs.]
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Don't you want something else,
Something new, than what we've got here,
And don't you feel it's all the same,
Some sick game and it's not insincere,
I wish I could change the ways of the world,
Make it a nice place
Until that day, I guess we stay,
Doing what we do
Screwing who we screw |
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black_girl
Shotgun sinner
Data inscrierii: 17/Sep/2006
Mesaje: 904
Localitate: Neverland...
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| Trimis: 11/11/2006 23:32 Titlul subiectului: |
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imi place ca e atmosfera relaxata la interviuri....
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AlexKat
Joining the Black Parade
Data inscrierii: 25/Oct/2006
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"Thanks for that, Gerard! Now, Frank. Would you mind telling us about the Cheese Puffs Inccident.
[Everyone laughs.]
Frank: Its quite simple, really. They stole my Cheesey Puffs! End of story. And I shall never forgive them!
[Everyone laughs. Again.]
Mikey: I enjoyed eatting your Cheesey Puffs very much!
Frank: Mikey, I hope you electricute yourself the next time you take a toaster in the bath with you.
[Everyone laughs.]
Mikey: Oh jeez...
Gerard: Silly Mikey! "
deci a fost mortala faza!!! thx 4 posting this  ..next?  |
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Bang|Bang
Joining the Black Parade
Data inscrierii: 27/Noi/2006
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oh doamne sunt mortale..mai aveam un pic si cadeam pe jos.
Ah este si un video la întâiul interviu?
Ray: Can we begin?
Sure, Ray! Don't get your afro in a twist.
Frank: Gotta love that big bush on his head. I do anyways....
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crazy_pacient
Pancake Moderator
Data inscrierii: 01/Noi/2006
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| Trimis: 28/11/2006 15:55 Titlul subiectului: |
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deci tre sa mai caut ca vad ca va plac, nu nu cred ca e vreu video la niciunu adik yo nu stiu de ele, da mi-am adus aminte de ceva chair foarte funny, ma duc caut si revin cu edit
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Don't you want something else,
Something new, than what we've got here,
And don't you feel it's all the same,
Some sick game and it's not insincere,
I wish I could change the ways of the world,
Make it a nice place
Until that day, I guess we stay,
Doing what we do
Screwing who we screw |
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my_innocent_romance
Among the living dead
Data inscrierii: 18/Dec/2006
Mesaje: 125
Localitate: hidden in the city of evil
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| Trimis: 18/12/2006 11:46 Titlul subiectului: |
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hai sa pun si eu ceva funny dar cred ca le stiti deja
There's a rumor circulating around that My Chemical Romance is the love child of the Warped tour...
Gerard, Mikey and Frank in unison: Whoa! Wow!
Frank: But what does that mean, that the Warped Tour and another tour got together and had...
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In 'You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison' the main character is made to do pushups in drag. If you were forced to so something in drag, what would you choose to do?
Gerard: Karate.
[everyone breaks out in laughter]
Frank: I liked the "if you were forced, what would you choose to do."
Gerard: It's like the drag fairy comes by and says "what would you like to do?" Ahhmm yeah, karate.
Frank: Really?
Gerard: No. Really, I would do what I did when I dressed in drag this one time before. I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick.
Frank: He looked like Christina Ricci.
Gerard: You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously... You know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...
Frank: I would date Gerard.
Gerard: HA! I looked hot as a chick.
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Frank: *Starts to climb into casket*
Ray: Are you showing your butt!? No you aren't getting in there! *Pulls Frank out and lets him down*
Frank: *Tries to climb in again*
Ray: NO!
Gerard: Guys! Don't knock it off!!
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nu sunt chiar interviuri... niste quotes dar funny! i laughed for days
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frozen-hell
Thinking happy thoughts
Data inscrierii: 08/Dec/2006
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sunt super cul...dar trebuie sa recunosc: întâiul e cel mai cel! |
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Doamne rad ca proasta singura in camera !Sunt super tari!
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P0or_G.a.Y_b0y
Among the living dead
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Cateva quotes din interviuri:
Cameraman: So, did you read Ellen DeGeneres"s new book?
Frank: Yeah.
Cameraman: How was it?
Frank: It made me a lesbian.
Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
And who would yell "Hey! It"s still plugged in!"?
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we"re all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It"s funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, "I can"t believe he did this today."
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he"ll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there"s water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.
Laydies, if there's shitty-ass-rok-dudes that says that you'll get a free backstage-pass if you'll show them your boobs. Do you know what I want you to do? I want you to spit in their fucking face, and scream "f**k YOU"
- Gerard Way
Gerard-
This man infront of a crack house said you better stay on that side of the road motherfucker or I'll knock you out!!
Interviewer: Why should the world give a damn about My Chemical Romance?
Gerard: Because we give a damn about it.
Frank: Save your life.
Gerard: Yeah. Good enough for me, and there are so few people that actually do give a damn about the world.
Frank: Yeah.
Interviewer: Very true.
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~*~MCR saves lives ~*~
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le stiam pe ultimele da' tot am ras cu lacrimi
moa, da' primu e chiar mortal
am si eu niste citate de prin interviuri:
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Gerard: I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay...it's popular. You know what I mean?
Frank: Popsicle is the new black.
Gerard: What did I say? Oh yeah. Screaming is the new gay, everybody's doing it.
Frank: I wish it were Popsicle.
Gerard: Popsicles?
Frank: Popsicles should be the new negru and then everyone would have one.
Mikey: I like Popsicles...
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Frank: Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight.
Mikey: That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi.
Gerard: F**k off, it's meese.
~*~
Interviewer: How do you feel about turning thirty this year?
Gerard: I'm actually excited about it. I'll tell you why.
I always see getting older as like learning. Thirty's not old...
Thirty's like when you're twenty.
Frank: Yeah. For trees.
Gerard: ...for trees
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So give me all your poison
And give me all your pills
And give me all your hopeless hearts
And make me ill
You're running after something
That you'll never kill
If this is what you want
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